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Heigh! Would you like to buy a monkey (or a parrot)?
Proceeds from these one-of-a-kind exclusive ultra-limited-edition collectables will help fund Mission Billionaire Buster.
Why are these items priced this way? Because Mission: Billionaire Buster is REAL, and frankly it takes a super-sized-treasure-chest to battle against some of the world's wealthiest "billionaires and behemoth corporations".
With that in mind we have set out to EARN money to fund our battle in many ways. Mainly by producing an amazing Video Game, with a great Music Soundtrack, and by offering lots of CCC Merch items at very low prices that us commoners can afford (starting only $5).
However, these particular items are NOT priced for the commoners (like us). Instead they are offered exclusively for people who are lucky enough to be able to afford them as a way to financially support our cause.
So if YOU are fortunate enough to be a "hundred-millionaire", or "single-billionaire", or even a "multi-billionaire" who wants to support us, then you can help by purchasing one (or more) of these exclusive items today.
How rare are they?
They are guaranteed to be the FIRST AND ONLY limited-edition-signed versions of each Short Fuse and Portside character that will ever be produced.
For these models the quantities have been strictly limited to five hundred of the 18, 12, and 8 inch sizes, and to one thousand of the 4 inch sizes. That's an incredibly low number condisering that over time millions of "normal" Crazy Captain Cannon Crew characters are expected to be sold worldwide.
But wait!
(there's more)...
Each purchase includes extra-special bonus gifts!
(Check out each of the items to learn what's included)
So if you're a (good) billionarie
Who has a ton of cash,
Then come and buy a monkey
Or a parrot you can stash,
Then we will use the profits
To do battle fight and clash,
Against the (evil) billionaires
Until we kick their ass!
(Sung to the music of)
"Cheers To The Commoners"
by Crazy Captain Cannon
Want to know more? Watch the video to hear the real CTTC lyrics
Coming soon: Take a tour of our Billion-Dollar-Monkey-Showroom
CCC The Video Game is HERE
Featuring Realistic Ship And Fortress Cannon Battles With Destructive Environment
Meet The Crazy Captain Cannon Crew
They are a mysterious and powerful group (and their mystery is exceeded only by their power)
