Short Fuse

Everyone's favorite monkey Short Fuse escaped a top secret laboratory specializing in creating super intelligent specimens with brain implants. But while his friends were given brains better suited to design a fusion reactors or combat climate change, Short Fuse just wants to listen to LOUD rock and roll music, play video games, and shred on an electric guitar. 

He showed an interest in boats and water, and after hearing a call to action from Admiral “Bull” Traits, he was picked to join the Crazy Captain Cannon Crew. Only Short Fuse with his super intelligence and unique anatomy can expertly operate the special cannon turret Comeuppance.