Cheers to the Commoners

EXCLUSIVE! Watch the video below featuring the entire song and the moment the world’s first spontaneous live performance of “Cheers to the Commoners” broke loose at Gasparilla Pirate Fest.

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Watch it. Learn it. Then scroll down to see the lyrics + moves and join the global crew.

⚓ Weigh Heigh! It’s Almost 5 O’Clock Somewhere ☀️

Get ready to join the Crew, raise your glass, and blast “Cheers to the Commoners” when the timer hits zero!

Post your #CheersToTheCommoners toast video at the next 5 O’Clock and tag @CrazyCaptainCannon!

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⚠️ TIME-TRAVELER SPOILER ALERT

Future historians agree on one thing: world peace didn’t start with a treaty, a billionaire’s tweet, or another shiny app. It started with this song Cheers to the Commoners by the Crazy Captain Cannon Crew.

Imagine this scenario... a tired boat captain walks into a bar with a monkey and a parrot after their brutal working day is done.

They fire up the jukebox, yell “WEIGH HEIGH,” and the bar crowd goes nuts as they hear this song play for the first time.

It was so catchy and easy to learn the dance that everyone could sing, dance, and flip off the social upper class in perfect harmony.

From there it ends up spreading like wildfire and somehow makes people nicer. It’s the ritual that reminds everyone we’re on the same ship and ready to tell the social upper class to shove it up their ass!

From there it spawned the movement to save humanity that all began with a song, a dance, and a toast.

Yes, for real — starting now this is the song that changes the world. So if you are a commoner... then watch the video and read below to learn the words and start practicing the dance today!

CHEERS TO THE COMMONERS!!!

WHY THIS SONG IS THE 5 O’CLOCK ANTHEM OF THE COMMONERS

Every era has its revolution, and this one comes with a beat. Cheers to the Commoners isn’t just a song — it’s a ritual. A world-syncing, spine-tingling, middle-finger-raising declaration that shouts, “COMMONERS CONSENSUS: COMEUPPANCE! We’re done bowing down to billionaires and behemoth corporations!”

Imagine in the future: This anthem unites all the commoners to rule the earth! No bosses, no billionaires, no behemoth corporations. All fueled by rhythm and righteous rebellion (without violence).

When the chorus hits, it’s more than music, it has been scientificaly proven to be a therapeutically awesome morale booster for commoners that's simultaneously like kryptonite for jerk bosses, (non-benevolent) billionaries, and behemoth corporations!

So crank it up to celebrate the end of your working day at 5 o’clock, or whatever ungodly hour your shift ends.

Play it at work, in traffic, or outside your ex-boss’s office window.

Finally, always remember to be excellent to your fellow commoners, and when you’re done sail over to our Missions Page to learn how this ridiculous little song fits into Crazy Captain Cannon – Mission: Billionaire Buster.

YOUR MISSION (IF YOU’RE COMMON ENOUGH TO ACCEPT IT)

• Begin training now!
• Learn the song and master the dance.
• Spread it like a joyful plague.
• Tip your favorite local bartenders and servers by letting them know about it. Encourage them to play it during happy hour and other times to increase tips.
• Request it on your favorite local radio station by calling in or using their online request tools. Convince their DJs and program directors to play it daily at 5 p.m. to kick off rush-hour drive time.
• And of course, if you’re a commoner within striking distance of any billionaires, then load up this song and play it loud, or just sing the chorus so they hear it. Eventually they’ll all hear it a lot if the commoners of the world use it to “band together.”

So, CONSENSUS YES! Do all those things — plus teach it to your friends, coworkers, mail carrier, and even your dog (so they’ll get along). Tell every band, DJ, and bar with a jukebox. Belt it out at karaoke. And most of all, keep calling every real radio station in the world until they make it the daily 5 o’clock anthem.

Because the more of us who know it, the louder our rebellion sounds, and the faster it spreads. It’s the sound of humanity finally standing up, raising a common cup or glass (or a pipe), with their middle fingers held high and shouting together:

CHEERS TO THE COMMONERS!