Characters
The Crazy Captain Cannon Crew
The man, the myth, the legend: Crazy Captain Cannon himself!
Crazy Captain Cannon's constant companion Short Fuse
Hang on to your hats (high and otherwise), it's Portside
Sparx, the gadget guy guru
Forward Stern and Bobbin', radio shock jocks and the new hosts of WRRR Pirate Radio
Admiral "Bull" Traits, the mastermind behind the scenes and recruiter for the Crazy Captain Cannon Crew. Rarely if ever seen in person, the Admiral usually gives missions via secret radio broadcasts
Alex-Uhhh, the lazy electronic assistant
The Enemy
General Doush Enis, the physical embodiment of all that ails in today's modern world
Major Moron, General Doush Enis' second in command
Lieutenant Lame, third in command because he's too lazy to put in enough effort to be truly evil