CCC-MBB Friend Club

Welcome to CCC-MBB Crew.

The first rule of CCC-MBB Crew is: you must talk about CCC-MBB Crew. Loudly and proudly.

The second rule of CCC-MBB Crew is: you must keep talking to others about CCC-MBB Crew— online, offline, in line at the grocery store — until someone at least smiles and laughs along with you because it is (bleeping) funny (bleep).

Third rule: Think if it as a fishing expedition for friends and you are the bait. Go where the fish are (things you like to do and places you like to go). Find a reason to strike up a conversation over something. if someone says “stop,” “go away,” or looks at you like you’ve lost your marbles, the friending attempt is over. Retreat with dignity, find some other fish.

Fourth rule: keep it genuine. we’re not a cult or a multilevel friendship scheme trying to recruit “friends” we need people for our main mission weather they are our friends or not. we are simply the commoners of the world. So if you are lonely outside of CCC-MBB, then your main mission should be to make a real connection with a real person that enjoys the same things as you in the real world based on what you have “in common”.

Fifth rule: Start with one friend at a time. Quality over quantity, like a good rum. Also keep your numbers even — 2 is a solid friendship, 4 is a party or a band, 3 is a recipe for a mutiny. I should know; I’m the “odd man out” no matter how many people are aboard and for that reason I’ve never survived very long in a trio.

Sixth rule: Online you can pretend to be anyone you want and that can be fun, but IRL you’ve got to keep it real. No filters, no cosplay unless it’s a theme night. Show up as yourself in person.

Seventh rule: Friendships last as long as they last. It might be a lifetime, a weekend, or a single laugh on a boat ride. If something changes and it’s over then don’t brood like a shipwreck.

And the eighth and final rule of Friend Club: if this is your first day in CCC-MBB Crew… then you have to make a friend!

Now get out there, you crazy crew members, and commit random acts of socialization until you find one! If you can’t think of anything then I’d suggest finding your favorite local bar that has a karaoke night where you can drink and shout and sing like you’re a superstar to our theme song “Cheers to the Commoners” here’s the lyrics and the link to the video so you can start practicing now:

WEIGH HEIGH!

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