Product Description
You've heard of the six million dollar man, "we can rebuild him, we have the technology, we can make him better than he was, batter, faster, yada yada yada"
Now introducing the six million dollar monkey!
Smarter!
Louder!
Cooler!
He's a multi-million-dollar monkey on a mission. Recently he escaped from a lab were he was the subject of an experimental neural implant that gave him special abilites. Now he can talk and loves to play video games, plus he's a pretty good guitar player too. However, don't make him angry or you'll quickly find out why they call him: Short Fuse
These special stuffed action figures feature poseable arms, legs, and tail. As rare as a steak cooked with a birthday candle, this limited edition Short Fuse can be yours for just two million dollars (plus a customary 0.00000003% transaction fee).
